Walking into a doorframe
B: This is a pain which is going to linger.
Pinky has kicked him into the cage bars while doing his Russian
P: Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there?
B: Pondering your afterlife, Pinky.
From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain"
B: Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.
Walking into a doorframe (again)
B: Yes! This pain will definitely be with me.
From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain"
B: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
P: You have no idea.
To Pinky, while on stilts
B: If I could reach you, I would hurt you.
B: Yes, Pinky, that's it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen.
Entering a bus station
Ticket Saleslady: You're a tall drink of water, aint'cha darlin'?
B: Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.
After whacking Pinky with a test tube
B: I feel cleansed.
Pinky sees a similarly stupid looking horse
B: Dear God, they're multiplying.
From "When Mice Ruled the Earth"
B: Some mice have more evolving to do than others.
From "Meet John Brain"
B: Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.
Responding to a suggestion from
B: Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?
From "The Helpinky Formula"
B: Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination.
Introducing himself to TV land
B: And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer... [whacked on head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin.
Being squashed by a gold ingot
B: I am in intense pain.
B: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the
advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know
what that is?
P: Ummm... the rubber band?
B: The Workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky.
B: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed.
P: I'll try.
B: I am in intense pain, Pinky.
P: Ditto, Brain. Zort!
B: Pinky, I am in considerable pain.
P: Narf! Zort! Poit! Gat! I'm with you, Brain!
B: Here we are, Pinky--at the dawn of time!
P: Narf, Brain. Wake me at the noon of time.
B: Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission,
remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to
drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?
P: Mmmm, no, Brain, don't think I can.
P: Egad! You astound me, Brain!
B: That's a simple task, Pinky.
B: Come here, Pinky, so that I may hurt you.
From "Brainie the Pooh," with Brain as the title character and Pinky as Pinklet
B: Pinklet, did it ever occur to you that that scarf may be constricting the flow of blood to your brain?
P: Oh, yes, it did, Brainie, but it keeps my neck all cozy warmy!
From the end of "Brain's Night Off," after a series of unsuccessful entertainment trips
B: Come, Pinky. We must return to the lab to prepare for tomorrow night.
P: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
B: The only thing I know how to have any fun doing. Trying to take over the world!